<marquee>👶🏻 My terrible, horrible, no good, very bad first website, circa 2001. 👶🏻 </marquee>

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My very first HTML masterpiece, made safe for the modern web at https://site.y2k.app/.

For the original, untouched site straight from the dusty floppy disk, visit the original branch — but be warned, there are landmines full of random executables, Java applets, and Macromedia Flash embeds abound.

Uploaded for awesome-first-code... You should do the same!