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+A PHP4-based bulletin board creatively titled **Jake's Bulletin Board**. This was my first-ever full programming creation back in 2003 (if you couldn't tell) saved for posterity after being rescued from a dust-caked floppy disk.
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+## Usage
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+If you're bored on a rainy day, potential activities could include:
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+- Easiest code review you'll do in your entire career. (Or hardest, depending on your attitude.)
+- Hacking speed-runs to boost your infosec self-esteem.
+- Beating the [world record for longest laugh](http://goldenbookofrecords.com/longest-laughter/), currently held by Mr. Belachew Girma of Ethiopia with 3 hours and 6 minutes.
+- Actually getting this to run in 2019.
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+## Screenshots
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+![Installation](images/readme-screen1.png)
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+![Home](images/readme-screen2.png)
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+## License
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+Do whatever the hell you want, it's not gonna work. 😉