jarv.is/app/previously/page.mdx

import PageTitle from "@/components/layout/page-title"; import Marquee from "@/components/marquee"; import { Win95Icon } from "@/components/icons"; import { createMetadata } from "@/lib/metadata"; import { ComicNeue } from "@/lib/fonts";

export const metadata = createMetadata({ title: "Previously on...", description: "An incredibly embarrassing and somewhat painful trip down this site's memory lane...", canonical: "/previously", });

export const WarningMarquee = () => ( 🚨 Trigger warning: excessive marquees, animated GIFs, Comic Sans, popups,{" "} color: <span style={{ color: "#32cd32" }}>limegreen {" "} ahead... );

export const PageStyles = () => (

<style> {` body { cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgCAYAAABzenr0AAAAZklEQVR4AWIAgn/uBT6A9uoAAwAQiIJo97/0Rgy0ANoJH8MPeEgtqwPQEACqCoQHAKECQKgAECoAhAoAoQJAqAAQxh1oPQfcW3kJpxHtL1AAHAwEwwdYiH8BIEgBTBRAAAEEEEAAG7mRt30hEhoLAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 2 1, auto; } a, button { cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgAgMAAAAOFJJnAAAACVBMVEVHcEwAAAD///8W1S+BAAAAAXRSTlMAQObYZgAAAEdJREFUeAFjoAVghTGkHIhghMAYmQEwxlIYYxlYlSiQMQEsELUKyli1ahWYwQZjMGIwGLKQGA4QA1EYEP0rGVAZrKGhSF4BAHw/HsVwshytAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 16 12, auto; } main { font-family: ${ComicNeue.style.fontFamily}, var(--font-sans); font-weight: 700; font-size: 1em; text-align: center; } main iframe + p em, main img + em { display: block; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-size: 0.95em; font-weight: 700; } `} </style>

);

<>Previously

Previously on the Cringey Chronicles™ of this website's past...

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