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import { Comic_Neue as ComicNeueLoader } from "next/font/google";
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import PageTitle from "../../components/PageTitle";
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import { addMetadata } from "../../lib/helpers/metadata";
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export const metadata = addMetadata({
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title: "Previously on...",
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description: "An incredibly embarrassing and somewhat painful trip down this site's memory lane...",
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alternates: {
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canonical: "/previously",
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},
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});
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export const ComicNeue = ComicNeueLoader({
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weight: ["400", "700"],
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style: ["normal", "italic"],
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subsets: ["latin"],
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display: "swap",
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fallback: ["'Comic Sans MS'", "'Comic Sans'"],
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adjustFontFallback: false,
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preload: false,
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});
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export const PageStyles = () => (
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<style
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// this is really, really dumb idea but f*ck it we'll do it live
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dangerouslySetInnerHTML={{
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__html: `
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body {
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cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgCAYAAABzenr0AAAAZklEQVR4AWIAgn/uBT6A9uoAAwAQiIJo97/0Rgy0ANoJH8MPeEgtqwPQEACqCoQHAKECQKgAECoAhAoAoQJAqAAQxh1oPQfcW3kJpxHtL1AAHAwEwwdYiH8BIEgBTBRAAAEEEEAAG7mRt30hEhoLAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 2 1, auto;
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}
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a, button {
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cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgAgMAAAAOFJJnAAAACVBMVEVHcEwAAAD///8W1S+BAAAAAXRSTlMAQObYZgAAAEdJREFUeAFjoAVghTGkHIhghMAYmQEwxlIYYxlYlSiQMQEsELUKyli1ahWYwQZjMGIwGLKQGA4QA1EYEP0rGVAZrKGhSF4BAHw/HsVwshytAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 16 12, auto;
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}
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main {
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font-family: ${ComicNeue.style.fontFamily}, var(--fonts-sans) !important;
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font-weight: 700 !important;
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font-size: 1em !important;
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text-align: center;
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}
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main iframe + p em {
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display: block;
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text-align: center;
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margin-top: -0.4em;
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font-style: normal;
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font-size: 0.95em;
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line-height: 1.5;
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color: var(--colors-medium);
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}
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`.trim(),
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}}
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/>
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);
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export const WindowsLogo = () => (
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<svg
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xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"
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fill="currentColor"
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stroke="currentColor"
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strokeWidth="0"
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viewBox="0 0 24 24"
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width="1.25em"
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height="1.25em"
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style={{
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width: "1.25em",
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height: "1.25em",
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verticalAlign: "text-bottom",
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marginRight: "0.1em",
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}}
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>
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<path d="M5.712 1.596l-.756.068-.238.55.734-.017zm1.39.927l-.978.137-.326.807.96-.12.345-.824zM4.89 3.535l-.72.05-.24.567.721-.017zm3.724.309l-1.287.068-.394.96 1.27-.052zm1.87.566l-1.579.069-.566 1.357 1.596-.088.548-1.338zm-4.188.037l-.977.153-.343.806.976-.12zm6.144.668l-1.87.135-.637 1.527 1.87-.154zm2.925.219c-.11 0-.222 0-.334.002l-.767 1.85c1.394-.03 2.52.089 3.373.38l-1.748 4.201c-.955-.304-2.082-.444-3.36-.394l-.54 1.305a8.762 8.762 0 0 1 3.365.396l-1.663 4.014c-1.257-.27-2.382-.395-3.387-.344l-.782 1.887c3.363-.446 6.348.822 9.009 3.773L24 9.23c-2.325-2.575-5.2-3.88-8.637-3.896zm-.644.002l-2.024.12-.687 1.68 2.025-.19zm-10.603.05l-.719.036-.224.566h.703l.24-.601zm3.69.397l-1.287.069-.395.959 1.27-.05zM5.54 6.3l-.994.154-.344.807.98-.121zm4.137.066l-1.58.069L7.53 7.77l1.596-.085.55-1.32zm1.955.688l-1.87.135-.636 1.527 1.887-.154zm2.282.19l-2.01.136-.7 1.682 2.04-.19.67-1.63zm-10.57.066l-.739.035-.238.564h.72l.257-.6zm3.705.293l-1.303.085-.394.96 1.287-.034zm11.839.255a6.718 6.718 0 0 1 2.777 1.717l-1.75 4.237c-.617-.584-1.15-.961-1.611-1.149l-1.201-.498zM4.733 8.22l-.976.154-.344.807.961-.12.36-.841zm4.186 0l-1.594.052-.549 1.354L8.37 9.54zm1.957.668L8.99 9.04l-.619 1.508 1.87-.135.636-1.527zm2.247.275l-2.007.12-.703 1.665 2.042-.156zM2.52 9.267l-.718.033-.24.549.718-.016zm3.725.273l-1.289.07-.41.96 1.287-.03.412-1zm1.87.6l-1.596.05-.55 1.356 1.598-.084.547-1.322zm-4.186.037l-.979.136-.324.805.96-.119zm6.14.633l-1.87.154-.653 1.527 1.906-.154zm2.267.275l-2.026.12-.686 1.663 2.025-.172zm-10.569.031l-.739.037-.238.565.72-.016zm3.673.362l-1.289.068-.41.978 1.305-.05zm-2.285.533l-.976.154-.326.805.96-.12.342-.84zm4.153.07l-1.596.066-.565 1.356 1.612-.084zm1.957.666l-1.889.154-.617 1.526 1.886-.15zm2.28.223l-2.025.12-.685 1.665 2.041-.172.67-1.613zm-10.584.05l-.738.053L0 13.64l.72-.02.24-.6zm3.705.31l-1.285.07-.395.976 1.287-.05.393-.997zm11.923.07c1.08.29 2.024.821 2.814 1.613l-1.715 4.183c-.892-.754-1.82-1.32-2.814-1.664l1.715-4.133zm-10.036.515L4.956 14l-.549 1.32 1.578-.066.567-1.338zm-4.184.014l-.996.156-.309.79.961-.106zm6.14.67l-1.904.154-.617 1.527 1.89-.154.632-1.527zm2.231.324l-2.025.123-.686 1.682 2.026-.174zm-6.863.328l-1.3.068-.397.98 1.285-.054zm1.871.584l-1.578.068-.566 1.334 1.595-.064zm1.953.701l-1.867.137-.635 1.51 1.87-.137zm2.23.31l-2.005.122-.703 1.68 2.04-.19.67-1.61z" />
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</svg>
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);
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<PageStyles />
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<PageTitle canonical="/previously">Previously</PageTitle>
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_Previously on the [Cringey Chronicles™](https://web.archive.org/web/20010501000000*/jakejarvis.com) of this website's past..._
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---
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🚨 Trigger warning: excessive marquees, animated GIFs, Comic Sans, popups, <code style={{ fontWeight: "normal", fontSize: "0.9em" }}>color: <span style={{ color: "#32cd32" }}>limegreen</span></code> ahead...
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[<WindowsLogo /> Click here for the _full_ experience anyway.](https://y2k.pages.dev)
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<iframe
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src="https://jakejarvis.github.io/my-first-website/"
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title="My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad First Website"
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style={{ height: "500px", width: "100%", marginBottom: "-0.4em" }}
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/>
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_[November 2001](https://jakejarvis.github.io/my-first-website/) ([view
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source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/my-first-website))_
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---
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_February 2002_
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_October 2002_
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_August 2003_
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_November 2004_
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_April 2006_
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_May 2006_
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_January 2007_
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_April 2007_
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_May 2007_
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_July 2009_
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---
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_[September 2012](https://focused-knuth-7bc10d.netlify.app/) ([view source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jarv.is/tree/v1))_
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---
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_[April 2018](https://hungry-mayer-40e790.netlify.app/) ([view source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jarv.is/tree/v2))_
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---
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_[March 2020](https://quiet-truffle-92842d.netlify.app/) ([view source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jarv.is-hugo))_
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