jarv.is/app/previously/page.mdx

import { Comic_Neue as ComicNeueLoader } from "next/font/google"; import PageTitle from "@/components/page-title"; import { createMetadata } from "@/lib/helpers/metadata";

export const metadata = createMetadata({ title: "Previously on...", description: "An incredibly embarrassing and somewhat painful trip down this site's memory lane...", canonical: "/previously", });

export const ComicNeue = ComicNeueLoader({ weight: ["400", "700"], style: ["normal", "italic"], subsets: ["latin"], display: "swap", fallback: ["'Comic Sans MS'", "'Comic Sans'"], adjustFontFallback: false, variable: "--font-comic-neue", preload: false, });

export const PageStyles = () => (

<style // this is really, really dumb idea but f*ck it we'll do it live dangerouslySetInnerHTML={{ __html: ` body { cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgCAYAAABzenr0AAAAZklEQVR4AWIAgn/uBT6A9uoAAwAQiIJo97/0Rgy0ANoJH8MPeEgtqwPQEACqCoQHAKECQKgAECoAhAoAoQJAqAAQxh1oPQfcW3kJpxHtL1AAHAwEwwdYiH8BIEgBTBRAAAEEEEAAG7mRt30hEhoLAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 2 1, auto; } a, button { cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgAgMAAAAOFJJnAAAACVBMVEVHcEwAAAD///8W1S+BAAAAAXRSTlMAQObYZgAAAEdJREFUeAFjoAVghTGkHIhghMAYmQEwxlIYYxlYlSiQMQEsELUKyli1ahWYwQZjMGIwGLKQGA4QA1EYEP0rGVAZrKGhSF4BAHw/HsVwshytAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 16 12, auto; } main { font-family: ${ComicNeue.style.fontFamily}, var(--default-font-family) !important; font-weight: 700 !important; font-size: 1em !important; text-align: center; } main iframe + p em, main img + em { display: block; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-size: 0.95em; font-weight: 700; } `.trim(), }} /> ); export const WindowsLogo = () => ( ); <>Previously  _Previously on the [Cringey Chronicles™](https://web.archive.org/web/20010501000000*/jakejarvis.com) of this website's past..._ --- 🚨 Trigger warning: excessive marquees, animated GIFs, Comic Sans, popups, color: limegreen ahead... [ Click here for the _full_ experience anyway.](https://y2k.pages.dev)