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new 403 page that's nicer on bandwidth
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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{{ hugo.Generator }}
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<title>Page Not Found – {{ .Site.Title }}</title>
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<style>
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border-radius: 4px;
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box-shadow: 0 1px 3px #e0e0e0, 0 1px 2px #888888;
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}
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div#message h1 {
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h1 {
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margin: 16px 0;
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font-size: 24px;
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font-weight: 300;
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}
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div#message p {
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p {
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margin: 16px 0;
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font-size: 15px;
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line-height: 140%;
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}
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div#message a {
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a {
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color: #0e6dc2;
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}
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div#message a:hover {
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a:hover {
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text-decoration: underline;
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}
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@media (max-width: 600px) {
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body id="error">
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<body>
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<div id="message">
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<h1>Welp, this is awkward... 😳</h1>
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<p>The file you asked for wasn't found in this neck of the woods. Please check the URL for mistakes and try again, or take your ball and <a href="{{ .Site.BaseURL }}">go home</a>.</p>
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User-Agent: *
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{{- if eq hugo.Environment "production" }}
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Disallow: /403.html
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Disallow: /404.html
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Disallow: /y2k/
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Disallow: /scrabble/
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Disallow: /comp20/
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28
netlify.toml
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netlify.toml
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# H A C K E R M A N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[[redirects]]
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from = "*/wp-login.php"
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to = "/h4x0rz.gif"
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status = 200
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to = "/403.html"
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status = 403
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force = true
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[[redirects]]
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from = "*/wp-admin/*"
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to = "/h4x0rz.gif"
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status = 200
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to = "/403.html"
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status = 403
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force = true
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[[redirects]]
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from = "/login"
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to = "/h4x0rz.gif"
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status = 200
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to = "/403.html"
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status = 403
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force = true
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[[redirects]]
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from = "/login.php"
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to = "/h4x0rz.gif"
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status = 200
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from = "*/login.php"
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to = "/403.html"
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status = 403
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force = true
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# no clue what these requests are? but there are a lot...
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[[redirects]]
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from = "/plus/*.php"
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to = "/403.html"
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status = 403
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force = true
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static/403.html
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static/403.html
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<title>403 Forbidden</title>
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<style>
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body {
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background: #4f4f4f;
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color: #d9d9d9;
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font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
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text-align: center;
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margin-top: 50px;
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}
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a {
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color: #d9d9d9;
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}
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a:hover {
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color: #a5a5a5;
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}
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h1, h2 {
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margin: 1.5rem 0;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 2.5rem;
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}
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h2 {
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font-size: 1.25rem;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<!-- Artwork credit: https://kyivstar.ua/en/bugbounty -->
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<br><br>
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<h1>Fancy meeting you here...</h1>
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<h2>Nice try, though! <a href="https://jarv.is/">Shall we go back home?</a> 😊</h2>
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</body>
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</html>
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