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-# 🌎 [simpip.com](https://simpip.com/)
+# 🌎 [simpip](https://simpip.com/)
 
-**⚡ Now powered purely by [Cloudflare Workers](https://www.cloudflare.com/products/cloudflare-workers/) — [try this code on the playground!](https://cloudflareworkers.com/#12bf2207fc352f52ebb27a041753c03d:https://tutorial.cloudflareworkers.com/)** The ancient PHP version is [archived here](https://github.com/jakejarvis/simpip/tree/php).
+**⚡ Now powered purely by [Cloudflare Workers](https://www.cloudflare.com/products/cloudflare-workers/), making it _blazing_ fast from anywhere in the world — and even more simple!** [Try this code on the playground.](https://cloudflareworkers.com/#6b0835ee482cc019b521cd68dd35c1c2:https://tutorial.cloudflareworkers.com)
 
 ![](https://github.com/jakejarvis/simpip/workflows/Deploy%20Cloudflare%20Worker/badge.svg)
 
-A very, *very* "simple" web server that returns the visitor's IP address in plaintext...and **literally nothing** else. Perfect for CLI usage via `curl` or for automated tasks.
+A very, *very* "simple" and lightning-fast web server that returns the requester's IP address in plaintext...and **literally nothing else**. Perfect for CLI usage via `curl`, `wget`, `httpie`, etc. or for automated tasks like dynamic DNS updates.
 
-This returns your IPv6 address by default, but to choose one or the other you can use [`curl`](https://curl.haxx.se/docs/manpage.html) flags:
+The server returns your IPv6 address by default, but you can explicitly choose between IPv4 and IPv6 with [`curl`](https://curl.haxx.se/docs/manpage.html) flags:
 
 ```bash
 curl simpip.com       # returns IPv6 *OR* IPv4
@@ -15,17 +15,17 @@ curl -6 simpip.com    # returns IPv6, or fails to connect if network is incompat
 ```
 
 
-## Example
+## Usage
 
-In [my terminal's dotfiles](https://github.com/jakejarvis/dotfiles), I have three aliases:`ip4` and `ip6` which are self-explanatory, and simply `ip` which returns **both** addresses *iff* your network supports IPv6 — otherwise, IPv6 sliently fails and only your IPv4 address is shown.
+In [my terminal's dotfiles](https://github.com/jakejarvis/dotfiles/blob/f40a23352c1bd4fe18640faad872e8687e14b745/zsh/aliases.zsh#L16), I have three aliases:`ip4` and `ip6` which are self-explanatory, and `ip` which returns both addresses *iff* your network supports IPv6; otherwise, IPv6 sliently fails and only your IPv4 address is shown.
 
 ```bash
 alias ip4="curl -4 simpip.com --max-time 1 --proto-default https --silent"
 alias ip6="curl -6 simpip.com --max-time 1 --proto-default https --silent"
-alias ip="ip6; ip4"
+alias ip="ip4; ip6"
 ```
 
-Timeout is set to 1 second via `--max-time 1` (otherwise we will get stuck indefinitely trying to connect via IPv6 even if our network doesn't support it) and a secure connection preference is set using `--proto-default https`. Connection errors (particularly for IPv6) are silenced using `--silent`, so that the output of `ip` contains nothing but IP addresses, like so:
+Timeout is set to 1 second with `--max-time 1` (otherwise we will get stuck indefinitely attempting to connect via IPv6 even if our network doesn't support it) and a secure connection preference is set with `--proto-default https`. Connection errors (particularly for IPv6) are silenced with `--silent` so that the output of `ip` contains nothing but IP addresses, like so:
 
 ```bash
 jake@macbook:~$ ip4
@@ -35,8 +35,8 @@ jake@macbook:~$ ip6
 2606:4700:4700::1111
 
 jake@macbook:~$ ip
-2606:4700:4700::1111
 1.1.1.1
+2606:4700:4700::1111
 ```