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import { Suspense } from "react"; import PageTitle from "@/components/layout/page-title"; import Comments from "@/components/comments/comments"; import CommentsSkeleton from "@/components/comments/comments-skeleton"; import { createMetadata } from "@/lib/metadata";

import backgroundImg from "./sundar.jpg";

export const metadata = createMetadata({ title: "fuckyougoogle.zip 🖕", description: "This is a horrible idea.", canonical: "/zip", });

export const experimental_ppr = true;

export const Terminal = () => (

sundar@google: ~$ mv /root /stable_products_that_people_rely_on/ googledomains.zip /tmp/
sundar@google: ~$ crontab{" "} -l

# TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm & also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet). - xoxo sundar <3
@monthly     rm -f /tmp/ *.zip

sundar@google: ~$ reboot 0
);

fuckyougoogle.zip 🖕


This reaction seems a little extreme?

A little-known monopolistic internet conglomorate simply unleashed multiple TLDs with coincidentally matching binary file extentions onto the web and then abruptly exited the consumer domain registrar business, what's the big deal?

<Suspense fallback={}>