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jarv.is/app/zip/page.tsx

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import Link from "../../components/Link";
import CodeBlock from "../../components/CodeBlock/CodeBlock";
import { addMetadata } from "../../lib/helpers/metadata";
import backgroundImg from "./sundar.jpg";
export const metadata = addMetadata({
title: "fuckyougoogle.zip",
description: "This is a horrible idea.",
alternates: {
canonical: "/zip",
},
});
const Page = () => {
return (
<div
style={{
backgroundImage: `url(${backgroundImg.src})`,
backgroundRepeat: "repeat",
backgroundPosition: "center",
borderRadius: "0.6em",
}}
>
<CodeBlock
style={{
backgroundColor: "var(--colors-backgroundHeader)",
backdropFilter: "saturate(180%) blur(5px))",
}}
>
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeNamespace)" }}>sundar</span>@
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeKeyword)" }}>google</span>:
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeAttribute)" }}>~</span>${" "}
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeLiteral)" }}>mv</span> /root
<Link href="https://killedbygoogle.com/" style={{ color: "inherit" }} plain>
/stable_products_that_people_rely_on/
</Link>
googledomains.zip /tmp/
<br />
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeNamespace)" }}>sundar</span>@
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeKeyword)" }}>google</span>:
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeAttribute)" }}>~</span>${" "}
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeLiteral)" }}>crontab</span>{" "}
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeVariable)" }}>-l</span>
<br />
<br />
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeComment)" }}>
# TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains
ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm bored
& also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet). - xoxo
sundar <span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeNamespace)" }}>&lt;3</span>
</span>
<br />
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeAttribute)" }}>@monthly</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeLiteral)" }}>rm</span>{" "}
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeVariable )" }}>-f</span> /tmp/
<Link href="https://fuckyougoogle.zip/" style={{ color: "inherit" }} plain>
*.zip
</Link>
<br />
<br />
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeNamespace)" }}>sundar</span>@
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeKeyword)" }}>google</span>:
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeAttribute)" }}>~</span>${" "}
<span style={{ color: "var(--colors-codeLiteral)" }}>reboot</span> 0
</CodeBlock>
</div>
);
};
export default Page;