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jake 5a1636baa3 refactor: migrate from Biome to oxlint/oxfmt, remove contact form
- Replace Biome with oxlint + oxfmt (OXC toolchain) for linting and formatting
- Add .oxlintrc.json and .oxfmtrc.json configuration files
- Update VS Code settings and devcontainer to use oxc-vscode extension
- Remove contact form, Resend email integration, and related server action/schema
- Remove unused UI components (accordion, alert, card, tabs, toggle, etc.)
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import { PageTitle } from "@/components/layout/page-title"; import { createMetadata } from "@/lib/metadata";

import backgroundImg from "./sundar.jpg";

export const metadata = createMetadata({ title: "fuckyougoogle.zip 🖕", description: "This is a horrible idea.", canonical: "/zip", });

export const Terminal = () => (

sundar@ google:~${" "} mv /root /stable_products_that_people_rely_on/ googledomains.zip /tmp/
sundar@ google:~${" "} crontab -l

# TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm & also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet). - xoxo sundar{" "} <3
@monthly     rm -f{" "} /tmp/ *.zip

sundar@ google:~${" "} reboot 0
);

fuckyougoogle.zip 🖕


This reaction seems a little extreme?

A little-known monopolistic internet conglomorate simply unleashed multiple TLDs with coincidentally matching binary file extentions onto the web and then abruptly exited the consumer domain registrar business, what's the big deal?