import { Comic_Neue as ComicNeueLoader } from "next/font/google";
import PageTitle from "../../components/PageTitle";
import { addMetadata } from "../../lib/helpers/metadata";

export const metadata = addMetadata({
  title: "Previously on...",
  description: "An incredibly embarrassing and somewhat painful trip down this site's memory lane...",
  alternates: {
    canonical: "/previously",
  },
});

export const ComicNeue = ComicNeueLoader({
  weight: ["400", "700"],
  style: ["normal", "italic"],
  subsets: ["latin"],
  display: "swap",
  fallback: ["'Comic Sans MS'", "'Comic Sans'"],
  adjustFontFallback: false,
  preload: false,
});

export const PageStyles = () => (
  <style
    // this is really, really dumb idea but f*ck it we'll do it live
    dangerouslySetInnerHTML={{
      __html: `
body {
  cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgCAYAAABzenr0AAAAZklEQVR4AWIAgn/uBT6A9uoAAwAQiIJo97/0Rgy0ANoJH8MPeEgtqwPQEACqCoQHAKECQKgAECoAhAoAoQJAqAAQxh1oPQfcW3kJpxHtL1AAHAwEwwdYiH8BIEgBTBRAAAEEEEAAG7mRt30hEhoLAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 2 1, auto;
}
a, button {
  cursor: url("data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgAgMAAAAOFJJnAAAACVBMVEVHcEwAAAD///8W1S+BAAAAAXRSTlMAQObYZgAAAEdJREFUeAFjoAVghTGkHIhghMAYmQEwxlIYYxlYlSiQMQEsELUKyli1ahWYwQZjMGIwGLKQGA4QA1EYEP0rGVAZrKGhSF4BAHw/HsVwshytAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC") 16 12, auto;
}
main {
  font-family: ${ComicNeue.style.fontFamily}, var(--fonts-sans) !important;
  font-weight: 700 !important;
  font-size: 1em !important;
  text-align: center;
}
main iframe + p em {
  display: block;
  text-align: center;
  margin-top: -0.4em;
  font-style: normal;
  font-size: 0.95em;
  line-height: 1.5;
  color: var(--colors-medium);
}
      `.trim(),
    }}
  />
);

export const WindowsLogo = () => (
  <svg
    xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"
    fill="currentColor"
    stroke="currentColor"
    strokeWidth="0"
    viewBox="0 0 24 24"
    height="1.2em"
    width="1.2em"
    style={{
      display: "inline",
      width: "1.2em",
      height: "1.2em",
      verticalAlign: "-0.15em",
      marginRight: "0.1em",
    }}
  >
    <path d="M5.712 1.596l-.756.068-.238.55.734-.017zm1.39.927l-.978.137-.326.807.96-.12.345-.824zM4.89 3.535l-.72.05-.24.567.721-.017zm3.724.309l-1.287.068-.394.96 1.27-.052zm1.87.566l-1.579.069-.566 1.357 1.596-.088.548-1.338zm-4.188.037l-.977.153-.343.806.976-.12zm6.144.668l-1.87.135-.637 1.527 1.87-.154zm2.925.219c-.11 0-.222 0-.334.002l-.767 1.85c1.394-.03 2.52.089 3.373.38l-1.748 4.201c-.955-.304-2.082-.444-3.36-.394l-.54 1.305a8.762 8.762 0 0 1 3.365.396l-1.663 4.014c-1.257-.27-2.382-.395-3.387-.344l-.782 1.887c3.363-.446 6.348.822 9.009 3.773L24 9.23c-2.325-2.575-5.2-3.88-8.637-3.896zm-.644.002l-2.024.12-.687 1.68 2.025-.19zm-10.603.05l-.719.036-.224.566h.703l.24-.601zm3.69.397l-1.287.069-.395.959 1.27-.05zM5.54 6.3l-.994.154-.344.807.98-.121zm4.137.066l-1.58.069L7.53 7.77l1.596-.085.55-1.32zm1.955.688l-1.87.135-.636 1.527 1.887-.154zm2.282.19l-2.01.136-.7 1.682 2.04-.19.67-1.63zm-10.57.066l-.739.035-.238.564h.72l.257-.6zm3.705.293l-1.303.085-.394.96 1.287-.034zm11.839.255a6.718 6.718 0 0 1 2.777 1.717l-1.75 4.237c-.617-.584-1.15-.961-1.611-1.149l-1.201-.498zM4.733 8.22l-.976.154-.344.807.961-.12.36-.841zm4.186 0l-1.594.052-.549 1.354L8.37 9.54zm1.957.668L8.99 9.04l-.619 1.508 1.87-.135.636-1.527zm2.247.275l-2.007.12-.703 1.665 2.042-.156zM2.52 9.267l-.718.033-.24.549.718-.016zm3.725.273l-1.289.07-.41.96 1.287-.03.412-1zm1.87.6l-1.596.05-.55 1.356 1.598-.084.547-1.322zm-4.186.037l-.979.136-.324.805.96-.119zm6.14.633l-1.87.154-.653 1.527 1.906-.154zm2.267.275l-2.026.12-.686 1.663 2.025-.172zm-10.569.031l-.739.037-.238.565.72-.016zm3.673.362l-1.289.068-.41.978 1.305-.05zm-2.285.533l-.976.154-.326.805.96-.12.342-.84zm4.153.07l-1.596.066-.565 1.356 1.612-.084zm1.957.666l-1.889.154-.617 1.526 1.886-.15zm2.28.223l-2.025.12-.685 1.665 2.041-.172.67-1.613zm-10.584.05l-.738.053L0 13.64l.72-.02.24-.6zm3.705.31l-1.285.07-.395.976 1.287-.05.393-.997zm11.923.07c1.08.29 2.024.821 2.814 1.613l-1.715 4.183c-.892-.754-1.82-1.32-2.814-1.664l1.715-4.133zm-10.036.515L4.956 14l-.549 1.32 1.578-.066.567-1.338zm-4.184.014l-.996.156-.309.79.961-.106zm6.14.67l-1.904.154-.617 1.527 1.89-.154.632-1.527zm2.231.324l-2.025.123-.686 1.682 2.026-.174zm-6.863.328l-1.3.068-.397.98 1.285-.054zm1.871.584l-1.578.068-.566 1.334 1.595-.064zm1.953.701l-1.867.137-.635 1.51 1.87-.137zm2.23.31l-2.005.122-.703 1.68 2.04-.19.67-1.61z" />
  </svg>
);

<PageStyles />

<PageTitle canonical="/previously">Previously</PageTitle>

![Timeline of this website's past.](./images/wayback.png)
_Previously on the [Cringey Chronicles&trade;](https://web.archive.org/web/20010501000000*/jakejarvis.com) of this website's past..._

---

🚨 Trigger warning: excessive marquees, animated GIFs, Comic Sans, popups, <code style={{ fontFamily: "var(--fonts-mono)", fontWeight: "normal", fontSize: "0.9em" }}>color: <span style={{ color: "#32cd32" }}>limegreen</span></code> ahead...

[<WindowsLogo /> Click here for the _full_ experience anyway.](https://y2k.pages.dev)

<iframe
  src="https://jakejarvis.github.io/my-first-website/"
  title="My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad First Website"
  style={{ height: "500px", width: "100%", marginBottom: "-0.4em" }}
/>
_[November 2001](https://jakejarvis.github.io/my-first-website/) ([view
source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/my-first-website))_

---

![February 2002](./images/2002_02.png)
_February 2002_

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![October 2002](./images/2002_10.png)
_October 2002_

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![August 2003](./images/2003_08.png)
_August 2003_

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![November 2004](./images/2004_11.png)
_November 2004_

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![April 2006](./images/2006_04.png)
_April 2006_

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![May 2006](./images/2006_05.png)
_May 2006_

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![January 2007](./images/2007_01.png)
_January 2007_

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![April 2007](./images/2007_04.png)
_April 2007_

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![May 2007](./images/2007_05.png)
_May 2007_

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![July 2009](./images/2009_07.png)
_July 2009_

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![September 2012](./images/2012_09.png)
_[September 2012](https://focused-knuth-7bc10d.netlify.app/) ([view source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jarv.is/tree/v1))_

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![April 2018](./images/2018_04.png)
_[April 2018](https://hungry-mayer-40e790.netlify.app/) ([view source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jarv.is/tree/v2))_

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![March 2020](./images/2020_03.png)
_[March 2020](https://quiet-truffle-92842d.netlify.app/) ([view source](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jarv.is-hugo))_
