import Link from "../../components/Link"; import { addMetadata } from "../../lib/helpers/metadata"; import backgroundImg from "./sundar.jpg"; export const metadata = addMetadata({ title: "fuckyougoogle.zip", description: "This is a horrible idea.", alternates: { canonical: "/zip", }, }); const Page = () => { return (
sundar@google:
~$ mv /root
/stable_products_that_people_rely_on/
googledomains.zip /tmp/
sundar@google:
~$ crontab{" "}
-l
# TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains
ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm
& also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet). - xoxo
sundar <3
@monthly
rm -f /tmp/
*.zip
sundar@google:
~$ reboot 0