import Link from "../../components/Link"; import { addMetadata } from "../../lib/helpers/metadata"; import backgroundImg from "./sundar.jpg"; export const metadata = addMetadata({ title: "fuckyougoogle.zip", description: "This is a horrible idea.", alternates: { canonical: "/zip", }, }); const Page = () => { return (
sundar@google: ~$ mv /root /stable_products_that_people_rely_on/ googledomains.zip /tmp/
sundar@google: ~$ crontab{" "} -l

# TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm & also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet). - xoxo sundar <3
@monthly     rm -f /tmp/ *.zip

sundar@google: ~$ reboot 0
); }; export default Page;