https://fuckyougoogle.zip

pages/sitemap.xml.ts

@@ -35,6 +35,7 @@ export const getServerSideProps: GetServerSideProps<Record<string, never>> = asy
     { url: "/projects/", changefreq: EnumChangefreq.DAILY },
     { url: "/uses/" },
     { url: "/y2k/" },
+    { url: "/zip/" },
   ];
 
   // push notes separately and use their metadata

pages/zip.tsx

@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+import { NextSeo } from "next-seo";
+import Layout from "../components/Layout";
+import Content from "../components/Content";
+import Link from "../components/Link";
+import CodeBlock from "../components/CodeBlock/CodeBlock";
+import { styled, theme } from "../lib/styles/stitches.config";
+import type { ReactElement } from "react";
+
+import backgroundImg from "../public/static/images/zip/bg.jpg";
+
+const Background = styled("main", {
+  display: "flex",
+  width: "100%",
+  minHeight: "450px",
+  padding: "1.5em 0",
+  justifyContent: "center",
+  alignItems: "center",
+  backgroundImage: `url(${backgroundImg.src})`,
+  backgroundRepeat: "repeat",
+  backgroundPosition: "center",
+});
+
+const Container = styled("div", {
+  maxWidth: theme.sizes.maxLayoutWidth,
+  margin: "0 auto",
+  display: "block",
+});
+
+const Zip = () => {
+  return (
+    <>
+      <NextSeo
+        title="fuckyougoogle.zip"
+        description="This is a horrible idea."
+        openGraph={{
+          title: "fuckyougoogle.zip",
+        }}
+      />
+
+      <Content>
+        <CodeBlock
+          css={{
+            backgroundColor: theme.colors.backgroundHeader,
+            backdropFilter: "saturate(180%) blur(5px))",
+          }}
+        >
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeNamespace.computedValue }}>sundar</span>@
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeKeyword.computedValue }}>google</span>:
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeAttribute.computedValue }}>~</span>${" "}
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeLiteral.computedValue }}>mv</span> /root
+          <Link href="https://killedbygoogle.com/" style={{ color: "inherit" }} underline={false}>
+            /stable_products_that_people_rely_on/
+          </Link>
+          googledomains.zip /tmp/
+          <br />
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeNamespace.computedValue }}>sundar</span>@
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeKeyword.computedValue }}>google</span>:
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeAttribute.computedValue }}>~</span>${" "}
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeLiteral.computedValue }}>crontab</span>{" "}
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeVariable.computedValue }}>-l</span>
+          <br />
+          <br />
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeComment.computedValue }}>
+            # TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains
+            ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm
+            bored & also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet).
+            - xoxo sundar <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeNamespace.computedValue }}>&lt;3</span>
+          </span>
+          <br />
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeAttribute.computedValue }}>@monthly</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeLiteral.computedValue }}>rm</span>{" "}
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeVariable.computedValue }}>-f</span> /tmp/
+          <Link href="https://fuckyougoogle.zip/" style={{ color: "inherit" }} underline={false}>
+            *.zip
+          </Link>
+          <br />
+          <br />
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeNamespace.computedValue }}>sundar</span>@
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeKeyword.computedValue }}>google</span>:
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeAttribute.computedValue }}>~</span>${" "}
+          <span style={{ color: theme.colors.codeLiteral.computedValue }}>reboot</span> 0
+        </CodeBlock>
+      </Content>
+    </>
+  );
+};
+
+// disable layout's default styles so the wallpaper component can go edge-to-edge:
+Zip.getLayout = (page: ReactElement) => {
+  return (
+    <Layout container={false}>
+      <Background>
+        <Container>{page}</Container>
+      </Background>
+    </Layout>
+  );
+};
+
+export default Zip;