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         <p>I strive to find clean solutions to messy problems.</p>
         <p>My recent focus has been on lean <a href="https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/11/brutal-lifecycle-javascript-frameworks/" id="javascript" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">JavaScript frameworks</a> like <a href="https://nodejs.org/en/" id="node" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Node</a>, <a href="https://reactjs.org/" id="react" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">React</a>, and <a href="https://angular.io/" id="angular" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Angular</a>...</p>
         <p>...but I'm also proficient in classics like <a href="https://www.quora.com/Will-PHP-die-in-2018" id="php" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">PHP</a>, <a href="https://www.ruby-lang.org/en/" id="ruby" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Ruby</a>, <a href="https://go.java/index.html" id="java" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Java</a>, and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%2B%2B" id="cpp" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">C++</a>.</p>
-        <p>I fell <a href="https://wtwk.com/y2k/" id="y2k" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">in love with front-end web development <span id="shh">(don't judge)</span></a> when my only source of income was <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8-U4aigvsw" id="fairy" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">the Tooth Fairy</a>.</p>
+        <p>I fell <a href="https://wtwk.com/y2k/" id="y2k" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">in love with front-end web development <span id="shh">(don't judge)</span></a> when my only source of income was <span id="fairy">the Tooth Fairy</span>.</p>
         <p>Since then, my side projects 
-          <a href="https://tuftsdaily.com/student-designs-iphone-joeytracker-app-1.2726124" id="news-1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">have</a> <!-- https://archive.fo/ur6hv --> 
+          <a href="https://tuftsdaily.com/news/2012/04/06/student-designs-iphone-joeytracker-app/" id="news-1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">have</a> <!-- https://archive.fo/LZ3y0 --> 
           <a href="powncer.mov" id="news-2">been</a> 
           <a href="http://www.switched.com/2009/07/23/10-tech-whizzes-under-20/" id="news-3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">featured</a> <!-- https://web.archive.org/web/20130910070915/http://www.switched.com/2009/07/23/10-tech-whizzes-under-20/ -->
           <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2007/06/01/technology/facebookplatform.fortune/index.htm" id="news-4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">in</a> <!-- https://archive.fo/Juzjc -->
           <a href="http://adage.com/article/small-agency-diary/client-ceo-s-son/116723/" id="news-5" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">various</a> <!-- https://archive.fo/Hzuyx --> 
-          <a href="http://paidcontent.org/article/419-our-list-fresh-faces-in-tech-10-kid-entrepreneurs-to-watch/" id="news-6" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">news</a> <!-- https://web.archive.org/web/20090605063347/http://www.contentnext.com:80/econaffinity/list/top-10-kids-in-tech/P4 --> 
+          <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090605063347/http://www.contentnext.com:80/econaffinity/list/top-10-kids-in-tech/P4" id="news-6" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">news</a> <!-- http://paidcontent.org/article/419-our-list-fresh-faces-in-tech-10-kid-entrepreneurs-to-watch/ --> 
           <a href="https://www.cnet.com/news/three-music-video-search-tools/" id="news-7" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">outlets</a>. <!-- https://archive.fo/KoKwg -->
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         <p>You can find some of my work on <a href="https://github.com/jakejarvis" id="github" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">GitHub</a> or <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/jakejarvis/" id="linkedin" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">LinkedIn</a>, my adventures on <a href="https://twitter.com/jakejarvis" class="twitter" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/jakejarvis" id="facebook" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Facebook</a>, or <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jakejarvis/" id="instagram" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Instagram</a>, and my boring PDF resume <a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0VTe_b5fqnSRVEzZDJoUHZxMnM/view" id="resume" rel="nofollow">right here</a>.</p>
         <p>I've been <a href="https://profiles.udacity.com/u/jakejarvis" id="udacity" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">spending my free time</a> dipping my feet into the worlds of <a href="https://www.symantec.com/security-center/threat-report" id="infosec" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">information security</a> and <a href="https://martinfowler.com/articles/serverless.html" id="serverless" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">serverless cloud architecture</a>, especially the <a href="https://cloud.google.com/containers/" id="containerization" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">containerization of everything</a>.</p>
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