diff --git a/netlify.toml b/netlify.toml
index 2460f7a5..da343c94 100644
--- a/netlify.toml
+++ b/netlify.toml
@@ -40,6 +40,16 @@
 # The most important headers and redirects are specified in the _headers and
 # _redirects files generated by Hugo. These are additional custom rules.
 
+# Universal headers
+[[headers]]
+  for = "/*"
+  [headers.values]
+    # Needed to fix utteranc.es + CORS issues.
+    # Cringey but not a huge deal for this site.
+    Access-Control-Allow-Origin = "*"
+    # 🐄🐄🐄
+    X-Got-Milk = "2%"
+
 # PGP file: open in browser, download correctly
 [[headers]]
   for = "/jarvis.asc"
@@ -55,12 +65,6 @@
   [headers.values]
     Content-Type = "text/plain; charset=UTF-8"
 
-# 🐄
-[[headers]]
-  for = "/*"
-  [headers.values]
-    X-Got-Milk = "2%"
-
 # Redirect Netlify and www subdomains to primary domain:
 [[redirects]]
   from = "https://jakejarvis.netlify.com/*"