commit all random stuff to repo

2025-07-21 11:41:18 -04:00 · 2018-05-17 14:47:47 -05:00
parent f38f231cae
commit 809962e1ed
62 changed files with 9187 additions and 26 deletions
--- a/static/candies/scripts/chuckNorris.js
+++ b/static/candies/scripts/chuckNorris.js
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+var chuckNorris = {
+    
+    // Variables
+    size : 35,
+    currentFact : "",
+    factStep : 0,
+    firstContact : false,
+    timeSpent : 0,
+    nextPunch : 0,
+
+    // Functions
+    onload : function(){
+        land.addLand("Chuck Norris", this.size, 8, this.load.bind(this), this.getText.bind(this), this.move.bind(this));
+    },
+    
+    setNextPunch : function(){
+        this.nextPunch = 3 + random.getRandomIntUpTo(7);
+    },
+    
+    move : function(){
+        // Get indexes 
+        var index = quest.getCharacterIndex();
+        var norrisIndex = this.getChuckNorrisIndex();
+        
+        // Increase the fact step
+        if(this.factStep > 15){
+            this.setCurrentFact();
+        }
+        else this.factStep += 1;
+        
+        // Possibly make some special action
+        if(norrisIndex != -1){
+            if(this.firstContact == false && index >= 20){
+                if(quest.things[norrisIndex - 1].type == "none"){
+                    quest.things[norrisIndex - 1] = quest.things[norrisIndex];
+                    quest.things[norrisIndex] = quest.makeNoneThing();
+                }
+                else this.firstContact = true;
+            }
+            else if(this.firstContact == true){
+                // Punch
+                if(index > 0 && this.timeSpent % this.nextPunch == 0 && index == norrisIndex - 1 && quest.things[index - 1].type == "none"){
+                    quest.things[index - 1] = quest.things[index];
+                    quest.things[index] = quest.things[norrisIndex];
+                    quest.things[norrisIndex] = quest.makeNoneThing();
+                    this.setNextPunch();
+                }
+            }
+        }
+        
+        // Increase the time spent
+        this.timeSpent += 1;
+    },
+    
+    getChuckNorrisIndex : function(){
+        for(i = 0; i < quest.things.length; i++){
+            if(quest.things[i].text == "CHN") return i;
+        }
+        return -1;
+    },
+    
+    setCurrentFact : function(){
+        this.currentFact = random.pickRandomly(this.facts);
+        this.factStep = 0;
+    },
+    
+    load : function(){
+        this.setCurrentFact();
+        this.setNextPunch();
+        quest.things[30] = this.makeChuckNorris();
+        this.firstContact = false;
+        this.timeSpent = 0;
+    },
+    
+    makeChuckNorris : function(){
+        return land.createMob("CHN", 1000, 1000, "Chuck Norris", "Chuck Norris. You just can't beat him.", []);
+    },
+    
+    getText : function(){
+        // Create the text
+        var text = "";
+        
+        text += this.getCurrentFactText();
+        text += "\n\n\n\n";
+        
+        for(var i = 0; i < this.size; i++){
+            text += quest.things[i].text;
+        }
+        
+        return text;
+    },
+    
+    getCurrentFactText : function(){
+        var text = "";
+        var nbrSpaces = Math.floor((this.size*3 - this.currentFact.length)/2);
+        
+        for(var i = 0; i < nbrSpaces; i++){
+            text += " ";
+        }
+        
+        text += "\"" + this.currentFact + "\"";
+        
+        for(var i = 0; i < nbrSpaces; i++){
+            text += " ";
+        }
+        
+        return text;
+    },
+    
+    // Facts
+    facts :
+[
+"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.",
+"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.",
+"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.",
+"Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.",
+"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.",
+"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.",
+"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.",
+"Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.",
+"Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.",
+"Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.",
+"Chuck Norris can drown a fish.",
+"Leaving a criminal in the same room as Chuck Norris is cruel and unusual punishment.",
+"Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.",
+"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.",
+"Chuck Norris doesn't play \"hide-and-seek.\" He plays \"hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you.\"",
+"Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.",
+"Chuck Norris makes onions cry.",
+"Chuck Norris can divide by zero.",
+"Chuck Norris hears every tree that falls in the woods."
+]
+    
+};